haha,,don't be suprised,,they also have male or female too...
do this step:
1. open notepad and paste this sentence:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love YOU"
2. then,click save. change "save as" type to All Files (save to dekstop to make things easier).
type: Save as = love u.vbs
3. Close notepad after clicking save. Then double click that file (love u.vbs) and u will hear a voice sayin "i love u."
try to hear it"i love u"
is it male o female voice??
if u heard male then your laptop sex is male
and vice versa~
good luck trying :D